Adjectives are dangerous.
Nouns are useless.
Pronouns are nouns that think they have uses.
Verbs are one night stands.
Adverbs are tampons.
Metaphors are tables, that aren’t tables.
Synonyms are clones.
Antonyms are evil doppelgangers.
Paraboles are tables, that are tables.
Hyperboles are Gilbert Gottfried.
Infinitives are her.
Gerund Nouns are you.
And the Subject, is always me.