“Please remain seated while we strap this ‘leech-like’ apparatus to your face. You don’t mind do you? Now just hold still, this will be over in just a moment. Actually, you do have a few seconds to find a way to escape, but we don’t plan to let that happen. There’s no way out — or is there?! Good luck, the clock is ticking! Muwhahahahaha!”
Internet Providers Sue to Kill Net Neutrality
The first legal shots have been fired in the battle over Internet regulation.